PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM

We the MET fans of the NATIONAL LEAGUE EAST, in order to FORM the more PERFECT division title, in order to ensure peace and tranquility, MUST defend our METS with all our WRIGHTS. Met professionals must MAINTAIN and ESTABLISH supremacy over the National League East, PHILADELPHIA, and all of baseball.

The Phillies have won 8 straight;

that must stop.

Sounds like a job for the PROFESSIONAL HIT-MEN!

The Phillies only 4 games out of first:

That must stop.

Sounds like a job for PEDRO, TOMMY (GUN) GLAVINE and all the METS HIT-MEN.

With Atlanta playing FLORIDA and WASHINGTON for the next 2 weeks, the DIVISION could get real tight if the METS don't take care of business. So I implore all MET fans to root, hoot, and holler to show the METS just how much we mean business.

RadioMan out